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October is breast awareness month, but November is breast appreciation month—sponsored by the What Would My Penis Do Bracelet! Women say we think with our penises. And if there's anything we've learned from women, it's that they're always right. The "What would my penis do?" bracelet rolls with female wisdom while making the world a better place. Here’s an example of how your life could be changed by the power of the WWMPD bracelet: an elderly lady is about to walk across the street. You pause and think to yourself, "What would my penis do? Hmmm, there's a hot chick over there, I should save the old hag and get laid." Boom, penis point! Just like that, the WWMPD bracelet scores you some penis points! It really is a beautiful thing. |
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