Changing the world one penis at a time

What Would my penis do?


In October we save them.  In November we appreciate them!  November is Breast Appreciation Month!

Women say we think with our penises.  And if there's anything we've learned from women, it's that they're always right.  The "What would my penis do?" bracelet accepts female wisdom while making the world a better place.

Here’s an example of how your life could be changed by the WWMPD bracelet: an elderly lady is about to cross the street.  You pause and think to yourself, "What would my penis do?  Hmmm, there's a hot chick over there, I should save the old hag and get laid."  Boom, just like that, the WWMPD bracelet helps the world!

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